1. Do your status updates frequently include both size and color of bowel movements? Yes or No
2. Do you think that you are the only woman that has ever given birth? Yes or No
3. Do you believe that your baby is, without question, the smartest child that has ever existed? Yes or No
4. Do you often list your child's developmental milestones as your Facebook status, careful to point out that your child is weeks ahead of the timeline laid out for you by the health nurse? Yes or No
5. Do you feel the need to point out to other parents how obviously behind their child is developmentally in comparison to yours? Yes or No
6. Do you often feel the need to explain to other parents how to get their child to sleep through the night, as yours has been doing it since birth? Yes or No
7. Is your child the most beautiful creature that has ever existed? Yes or No
8. Is it your duty to take as many photos of said beautiful creature as humanly possible? Yes or No
9. If your child is less than 3 months old, do you have more than 200 photos of said child on your Facebook profile? Yes or No
10. If your child is between 3 months and 5 years, do you have more than 1000 photos of said child on your Facebook profile? Yes or No
11. Do the photo explanations on your Facebook albums include things such as "first time walking on pavement" and "finding a piece of lint on the carpet?" Yes or No
12. Do you often criticize the parenting style of anyone who has chosen a different parenting style than the one you have chosen? Yes or No
13. Do you often make these criticisms publicly over Facebook or some other form of social media? Yes or No
14. Do you have one child less than 12 months but often impart your vast knowledge of child-raising on anyone with 3 or more children of various ages? Yes or No
15. Are you currently disagreeing with this post and most of the items in this list? Yes or No
If you answered Yes to 6 or more questions, chances are you could be a crazy new mommy..... I myself squeaked in at 5.... Whew!